This automotive tale


#1

… is not a no-bull situation!

:thinking:


#2

Steak dinner tonight!

I’m glad no one was seriously injured. I wonder if authorities will look into why the bull wigged out.

What is the cattle equivalent of going postal?


#3

" Police in Sussex County shot and killed a raging bull Friday after it attacked its owner and mounted an SUV. "

"Adrian!" :scream:

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#4

this story is udderly ridiculous…


#5

I wonder if the police car was painted red.


#6

Don’t you have your movies mixed up . . .

Robert DeNiro played in “Raging Bull”

Sounds like you were thinking of Sylvester Stallone’s iconic line from “Rocky” . . . ?


#7

As Bart Simpson would say: Holy cow!


#8

A Ford Taurus.
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#9

Police caught up to the raging bull by Steaking out the area.
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#10

That was no crank 911 call. Those folks had a legitimate beef!
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#11

I’m reasonably certain a diagnosis of “going postal” for a bull would involve charging and breaking fence posts.


#12

Did the bull…have a cow?


#13

Hanging is too good for people who make bad puns. They should be drawn and quoted.


#14

Stampede! :mailbox_with_mail: :ox: :ox: :ox: :ox: :ox: :ox: :ox: :ox: :ox: :ox: :ox: :ox: :ox: :police_car:

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