ck in the days when cars had fins and hubcaps instead of rims.I was following a late model Cadillac down the road driven by a large woman driving on a flat tire.
I saw a hubcap come off and I knew they were $200 at the dealer so I stopped and received the hubcap for her. Sure enough, I found her car in a gas station a few blocks later.
She was standing outside her car looking irate with a large scowl on her face. I approached her and handed her her hubcap.
She looked at it and asked me if it would fix her tire. I said no, it would not fix her tire and she took it and gave a heave worthy of a college discus thrower across the road and deep into the woods. Th question about the breathalizer seems much more sensible than hers.