Look at this thing:
Is that the ugliest SUV you’ve ever seen? Akerson really hit Buick with an ugly stick to come up with this. Gag me with a spoon. I’ve read elsewhere that ovality is a virtue for fuel economy, but I don’t see it. Maybe it will be popular with the Oblate Sisters, or any woman named Rotunda. The Aztek didn’t look this bad. No doubt you’ve heard that the Black Rhino is an endangered species. Wrong! GM hired them to sit on the back end of an otherwise good looking SUV and produce this abomination! They just had to move to Korea.