Your Rewrites of Baby Boomer Tunes?

The Show
21

Slobber away my blues / Bob away my blues / Marshall Tucker
almost cut my nostril hair / almost cut my hair / CSN

22

Wild thing,
You make my eyes sting.
You make ev’rything
Blurry.

23

You’ll get fatter with Coca-Cola,
You’ll get fatter with Coke.
Life’s a lot less fun with a big gut,
So Coke is one thing to cut.
You’ll get fatter with Coca-Cola,
You’ll get fatter with Coke.

24

Midnight Confessions (Grass Roots) ==> Mid-night excretions

25

Bee Gees “Alone” ==> “Aleve”

I think Alone is their best song, BTW.

26

We are the geriatrics my friend,
and we will keep on griping till the end…

We are the champions / Queen

27

Me and my wobbly knee (Me and Bobby Mcgee, Janice Joplin)

Bad Eyes (Sad Eyes, Robert John)

28

“Nights in White Satin” ==> “Nights in White Bathrooms”

29

Sunshine…on my shoulders, makes me sunburned.
Sunshine in my eyes, can make me blind…
Sunshine almost always…Looks so LOVELY ! Sunshine almost all the time , makes me hide.

30

Hank Williams Jr. = I’m A Dinosaur
old timers version = I’m A Dinosaur

31

The Hollies: “Stop Stop Stop” ==> "Start Start Start"
The Hollies: “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother” ==>"He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Uncle"
The Hollies: “Son of a Rotten Gambler” ==> “Grandfather of a Rotten Gambler”