If you go to a can redemption center instead of an ATM on your way out to dinner.
If your children think a can redemption center IS an ATM…
LOL, sad but true.
Thanks for the chuckle.
You might be a redneck if:
The only thing that seperates your living room from your car is a curtain.
How many rednecks does it take to open a beer?
None.the ‘little woman’ should have it open when she hands it to you…
Here, now…My parents weren’t rednecks, but my brother once parked his 350 Yamaha on the kitchen table.
Dad was less than pleased…
Here, now…My parents weren’t rednecks, but my brother once parked his 350 Yamaha on the kitchen table.
What’s the problem, it was only a 350?
Reminds me of the time my wife caught me rebuilding a couple of weber carbs in the kitchen.
Friend of mines wife divorced him for cleaning carb parts in the dishwasher.
doesn’t everyone clean car parts in the dishwasher?
DUH! What part of steam clean don’t you get?
Dad had a problem with ‘motorcycle’ Insult to injury, mom co-signed the note for the Yammie.
It only made bad matters wore when he found the bile on his kitchen table & tire marks on the floor.
That man had no sense had humor!
That was about the time that mom mentioned that she once rode a bike.ridge frame Indian (CA: 1940?)…
came close to divorce court… :)
WHERE THE HECK IS THE ‘EDIT POST’ FEATURE?
If you have more non working cars than working cars sitting in your front yard
…and in your side yard, and in your backyard.
…if people call your lawn a “salvage yard” and your abode a “parts warehouse”. xxx not Mr. Anon Amos.
The redneck answer would be, “If’n it 'aint a Harley it 'aint no fit motorsickle so git it outa here, boy!”