You might be a redneck


#1

If you go to a can redemption center instead of an ATM on your way out to dinner.



If your children think a can redemption center IS an ATM…


#2

LOL, sad but true.


#3

Thanks for the chuckle.


#4

You might be a redneck if:

The only thing that seperates your living room from your car is a curtain.


#5

How many rednecks does it take to open a beer?
None.the ‘little woman’ should have it open when she hands it to you…


#6

Here, now…My parents weren’t rednecks, but my brother once parked his 350 Yamaha on the kitchen table.
Dad was less than pleased…


#7

Here, now…My parents weren’t rednecks, but my brother once parked his 350 Yamaha on the kitchen table.

What’s the problem, it was only a 350?

Reminds me of the time my wife caught me rebuilding a couple of weber carbs in the kitchen.


#8

Friend of mines wife divorced him for cleaning carb parts in the dishwasher.


#9

doesn’t everyone clean car parts in the dishwasher?
DUH! What part of steam clean don’t you get?


#10

Dad had a problem with ‘motorcycle’ Insult to injury, mom co-signed the note for the Yammie.
It only made bad matters wore when he found the bile on his kitchen table & tire marks on the floor.
That man had no sense had humor!
That was about the time that mom mentioned that she once rode a bike.ridge frame Indian (CA: 1940?)…
came close to divorce court… :):wink:


#11

WHERE THE HECK IS THE ‘EDIT POST’ FEATURE?


#12

If you have more non working cars than working cars sitting in your front yard


#13

…and in your side yard, and in your backyard.


#14

…if people call your lawn a “salvage yard” and your abode a “parts warehouse”. xxx not Mr. Anon Amos.


#15

The redneck answer would be, “If’n it 'aint a Harley it 'aint no fit motorsickle so git it outa here, boy!”