What's Your Favorite Bumpersticker?

Dear Karma, I have the names of some people you missed.

Karma’s only a bi### if you are

My all-time favorite: “Don’t believe everything you think.”

Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

My husband’s favorite for real.
Grow your own dope. Plant a man.

You don’t own the land, you’re just borrowing it from your grandchildren.

Tester

Saw this today " except for RACISM, NAZISM, SLAVERY and COMMUNISM war has not solved anything".

My favorite bumber sticker was printed by the Walker Art Gallery in Minneapolis. It reads:
“Think about honking if you (heart) conseptual art”

Here is a link with a photo:
http://blogs.walkerart.org/centerpoints/2007/07/27/popular-demand-bumperstickers/

We’re all here because we’re not all there!
Port Townsend, WA

My all-time favorite has to be, “Do you follow Jesus this close?”

My favorite has always been:
I’m only driving because teleporting was giving me a headache.

A number of my faves have already been posted. Here’s one I didn’t see-

SPANDEX- A Priviledge, Not A Right

“Caution, I drive like you do”

On a large dump truck- If I stop, you will stop.

Driving is like voting. “D” to go forward, “R” to go backward.

On s student’s car, deep in Kentucky: “Sorry I missed church. I’ve been studying witchcraft and becoming a Lesbian.”

Favorites from when I was 10 (and now, unfortunately):

“Illiterate? Write for free help!”

“Don’t like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-****”

Its time to vote, however you can’t see the bumper stickers that were selected. Cyberbabes, you need to redo those pictures on facebook.

Seen in Kansas City, MO
"Come over to the dark side…
We have cookies!"