Honk if you love Jesus.
Text if you want to meet Him.
186,282 miles per second:
It’s not just a good idea.
It’s the law.
I have several. This one is my all-time favorite: BUMPER STICKER
Others:
STOP SLOWING ME DOWN
BY FOLLOWING TOO CLOSE
FISH DON’T WALK AND
JESUS STILL LIVES
PRO ACCORDION
AND I VOTE
SATAN’S THE PROTOTYPE
LIBERAL BUREAUCRAT
The recession takes its toll
EXACT CHANGE PLEASE
What Am I?
A Nut-Magnet?
Come to the Dark Side
WE HAVE COOKIES
You’re driving a car
NOT A PHONE BOOTH
If you can read this,
I’ve lost my trailer
Bigfoot ate D B Cooper
Is there life after death?
Mess with my truck and find out
Have you ever had deja vu?
Have you ever had deja vu?
JOhnKErry
Someday you’ll look back at this
and plow into a parked car.
Jesus Loves You - But I’m His Favorite
Seen in Dallas, TX circa 1973,on a Cadillac sedan with “longhorns” for hood ornament, sticker read: “I’m not a cowboy-I just found this hat” and yes, the old man driving the Cadillac WAS wearing a cowboy hat!!
Eschew Obfuscation
I forgot one:
On a VW Beetle:
STOP HONKING
I’m pedaling as fast as I can
This was in the 1970s, but it would look great on a Smart Car.
I keep looking for the turning wind-up key on Smart Cars. I did see one on a VW delivering pizzas in the 1960s (an advertizing gimmick). There was a big key sticking out of the engine cover that turned about 4 rpm whenever the engine was on (electrically powered).
On my old Volvo “0-60 in 10.8 Minutes”
Always liked this one: “No Comment”
“Good girls swallow”
"STOP HONKING
I’m pedaling as fast as I can
This was in the 1970s, but it would look great on a Smart Car."
Don’t kid yourself. I saw a SmartCar going well over 70 MPH a few days ago. And it wasn’t down hill, either.
Roses Are Red/ Violets Are Blue/ I’m Schizophrenic/ And So Am I
Happiness is being a grandparent : not driving behind one.
On my now retired '80 extended Ford camper van:
"Heisenberg may have slept here"
Most folks didn’t get it but had a select few ROFL!
What if the hokey pokey IS what it’s all about?
“Heisenberg may have slept here”
But how fast was he going?
I’m a bitch. Just not yours!
"Heisenberg may have slept here"
Let’s open the door and find ou. . .Damn…
My favorite was the first I ever had, on my first car, a beat-up '64 Chevy Malibu station wagon: “Government Vehicle – Vulcan Embassy.”