My Zombie ate your honor student.
My all time favorite non political bumper sticker was on a '73 Datsun pickup which was rusted out and sun bleached and sitting all akimbo as the left rear spring had failed. This happened, I imagine, because it was full of junk mufflers picked up, I am sure, from local streets and byways. THE BUMPER STICKER READ, “I AM NOT IN YOUR HURRY.” Of course I was in a HUGE hurry and it actually slowed me down and made me laugh.
This was a joke from a comedian, a candidate was thinking of running for office, he suggested
Run (whoever) Run
To be put on the front bumper.
Seen in NYC: Warning: I Brake For Pedestrians
If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.
Seen on a beat up VW bus years ago: “JESUS… save us from your followers!”
OBAMACARE
The efficiency of the DMV. The compassion of the IRS.
Two possible contenders for best bumper sticker, as I see it.
The first one gets points for wittiness:
Romney/Ryan
We’ll make that Mayan prophecy come true!
However, in NY & NJ, the overwhelming “favorite” right now is:
Mitt says, “Abolish FEMA. Disaster relief is immoral.”
And, yes, he actually did say that last year, but recently reversed his position (surprise, surprise!).
“NoBama . . . NoMore”
“Defend Liberty - Defeat Obama”
“Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus”
Mitt says:
Don’t forget to turn your clock back one hour on November 4th.
Or, if you are a woman, turn it back to 1955.
THE CITY OF CHICAGO SUPPORTS GLOBAL WARMING.
Drive safely, you only have one *
“Make Coffee NOT War”
How can you disagree with this? Decafe is much better than it use to be.
Saw a marine corps sticker “GIVE WAR A CHANCE”
WE have one with our “Horseshoers Association”.
“Farriers do amazing Feats”
“My zombie child ate the brain of your honor student”
As displayed on my MGA, until it rotted and fell off thirty years ago:
ALL PARTS FALLING FROM THIS CAR ARE
OF THE FINEST BRITISH CRAFTSMANSHIP.
Eschew obfuscation
(Click and Clack love the word obfuscation)
Affixed to a jet in a magazine ad.
"My other Saab is a car"
It was an old magazine.