1970s Austin: Visualize: Whirrled Peas
“I brake for hallucinations”
Play the accordian, go to jail. It’s the law.
(This one has made me laugh since 1970…no idea why.)
Seen on a white Scion on the highway:
Dude! You just got passed by a toaster !
My favorite of all time: I tried to see it from your point of view, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my a$$.
Dog is my copilot.
“Embrace the suck”
Ginger rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, wearing a dress and high heels.
No bumper sticker ever graced so many funky cars:
FRODO LIVES
My karma ran over your dogma.
You’re gonna get a 1000 darwin versions…in our bookstore, the alien/ufo take on the darwin fish outsold 'em all…
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
Yes, this is my truck, and no, I won’t help you move.
Elvis is coming.
This is on my car:
Don’t use your turn signal, I can read your mind.
My favorite is from Yucaipa California. “Yucaipa my car, I breaka you face”.
“Beware of Quantum ducks, Quark Quark”
I put a magnet on my 52 truck that reads
"Keep your distance - Slow vintage truck"
“my rear bumper will win”
The rear bumper is made of 8 gauge steel.It is massive.
Should anyone ever rear end me, the poor slob’s engine will be in his lap…
“God Is Coming - and Is She Pissed”
“My Other Car Is A Toaster”