“If Knitting Were Exercise You Could Bounce a Quarter off My Ass”
If you’re reading this…
PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD !!
( distracted driving kills )
“I see dumb people”
“a mighty oak is just a nut that stood its ground”
One to consider for honorable mention:
Honk if you love Jesus.
Text me if you want to meet him soon.
My favorite bumper sticker is this one: “SURE I’M A GOOD MOTHER AND DRIVER. MY KIDS ARE STILL ALIVE, AREN’T THEY?”
Seen on late model VW BUG : Nuke The Whales
“Honk if your horn is broken”
“Obamanos” on a red prius
If I passed you on the right you’re in the wrong lane!
“Buckle Up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.” Bought at the UFO observation platform and gift shop in Hooper, Colorado.
“Honk if parts fall off” seen on a rusty old truck in Baltimore.
“Don’t taligate me or I’ll flick a booger on your windshield” seen in Kmart parking lot in Berwick Pa circa 1990.
Favorite car related sticker: “This thing should fly by now” Spotted circa 2009
This is the only one I would put on my car: This vehicle stops at all Dinosaur crossings! It is bright yellow with red letters – just like the official truck stickers! Have a gneiss day!
On the back of a ratty contractor van parked in a pair of well-worn ruts running up over the curb onto the front lawn of a nice, one-family Victorian house: “I am parked like this because I am an IDIOT.” (Sorry, no pic)
On Dark Helmet’s Spaceship in the movie Spaceballs: “We Brake For Nobody.”
“Don’t believe everything you think”
“Weir on a mission for dog”
1970s Austin: Eschew Obfuscation