I am not Lost. I am exploring. My favorite of all time. Had it on 3 cars.
intolerance WON’T be tolerated!!!
YES, this is my truck.
NO, I won’t help you move.
Yosemite Sam with both six guns drawn saying : “BACK OFF”
Radio People Do It With Frequency
HONK IF YOU ARE ELVIS
You Bet I Honked!
From back in the recession in the mid-1970s “If business was any better, I’d puke!”
I have 2 - “I’m not gay, so get off my ass” and “I believe in sex on the first date.” “At my age, there may not be a second”
Jesus Christ is coming soon…and boy, is he PISSED!
“Where are we going … and why am I in this handbasket?”
Happiness is Lipstick Around your Dipstick
Turn signal broken…Watch for finger!
Save a tree, wipe your arse with an owl
Paddle faster, I hear banjo music
Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?
from the late 60’s “I miss Ike, I even miss Harry”
On my car: “I play the bagpipes to silence the voices in my head”
One I would like to see (in the proper shape of those I support whatever ribbons) is “I Support Magnetic Ribbon Manufacturers”
A few years ago I saw plenty of bumper stickers that said “I 
My Dog”–then one day I saw one that said “I 
My Dog” and I laughed the rest of the way to work (yes, that’s a spade in the middle).
I likewise have seen plenty of “My Child is an Honor Student” stickers. One day I saw one that said “My Child Beat Up Your Honor Student”