"My love is a fever, longing still
for that which no longer nurseth the Volvo"
"Therefore my mistress' eyes are graphite black pearl,
her eyes so suited, and they mourners seem"
"All the road's a stage and all the men and women merely players, they have their exits and entrances and one man in his life plays many parts, his act being seven lanes..."
"Uneasy lies the head that wears the bluetooth headset"
"How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is
To have an old Volkswagen!"
"Cry 'havoc!' and let slip the the broken car onto the tow truck!"
"Tickle us, do we not laugh? Cut us off, do we not honk our horn? Wrong us, shall we not revenge?"