Thou shalt keep the BASS at a moderate level.
Amps and subwoofers are the tools of Satan.
Thou shall not drive in Idaho for the same reason!!!
Remember the maintenance schedule, to keep it running, that thy days may be long in the vehicle that Detroit giveth thee.
Thou shalt not keep secret thy intention to turn or change lanes. Use thy signal.
Thou shalt not show greed in acting like the entire road belongs to thee alone. Thou must overcome thy childish behavior and learn to share the road with others.
Those lanes to the left of the travelling lane are not ‘fast lanes’, as lo fast is a relative term. Remember always that they are PASSING lanes, and keep them holy. If you are not PASSING get the hell out of them, or hell will be your final destination.
This applies equally to fast and slow drivers.
Thou shall not get a drivers license if a member of D.A.M.M (Drunks Against Madd Mothers).
THOU SHALL NOT RAISE THE LONG FINGER AT THH’S FELLOW TRAVELERS.
If “a car shall not be used as a place of sin” (Vatican commandment #5), what, pray tell, would a Vatican-approved place of sin be?
Honor thy mother and father…except when it comes to car advice.
(for motorists in Germany/Autobahn)
Thou shalt not drive in the left hand lane without deactivating the speed limiter.
Thou shalt not push thy vehicle to the maximun speed when it has snow tires.
Thou shall not stand in moving pope mobile.
Sandra
Thou shalt not drink and drive.
If thou must drinketh, drink coke
Tempteth not the weaving Crown Vic.
When thy vehicle is on the freeway:
Thou shalt not pass on the left only to cut in front (within two car lengths) and immediately exit to the right. Thou shalt rather follow patiently for the next hundred feet to thy appointed exit.
Be thou alert and courteous to others, lest the state trooper appear and hinder thy travel and multiply thy tickets.
When will the state trooper appear? Of that day and hour, no driver knoweth, therefore, blessed are they who yield, for they shall inherit the lanes.
Two blinks BEFORE turning the wheel
Two blinks BEFORE lifting off throttle or touching brake
If I could read minds, I’d be in Vegas
Thou shalt not do a three lane cut over to get one space ahead.
Thou shalt not over customize any small economy vechicle or SUV.
Thou shall only turn GM sedans into PIP mobiles.
Thou shalt not turn an SUV into a low rider.
Thou shalt not park thy SUV in the closest parking space to the building door. S in SUV stands for Sport, so park in the back and tuff it out.
Thou shalt not put Spinners on luxury vechiles.
Thou shalt not rubber neck to check out attractive members of the opposite sex.
Thou shall give the NASCAR wave when someone slows up to allow a merge into another lane.
Thou shalt not NASCAR it (ride on someones bumper) on the Interstate.
Don P.
Thou shalt keep right, except to pass!
Haha! Yes!