Thou shalt use thine left signal when turning left at a light so not to procure the wrath of opposing drivers waiting to turn left.
Thou shalt rid thyself of thine beige '93 Taurus station wagon or be smitten by the wrath of a thousand scrap yards upon its self-destruction.
Thou shalt use the back seat what it was meant to be used for . . . and for passengers to sit in.
Awesome
Lo, for chris1 is a false prophet and his words fall against the eyes and upon the ears as blasphemy.
For there shall not be many but one true merge point. A closed lane is a cursed blight for which none are to blame. All shall be set right if drivers patiently allow merging in turn at point of confluence.
Thou shalt not drive with a noisy dog in thy backseat.
Thou shalt run the Popemobile on Holy Water only
Thou shalt not leaveth thy bumper stickers from the past 3 presidential elections affixed to thine bumper. (we don’t care who you voted for!)
-csalinardi
Thou shalt not expose thy insecurity over the smallness of thy manhood by driving an expensive red sports car.
Thou shalt turn off thy left blinker after two miles.
If I let thee merge into my lane, thy nod and wave they comfort me.
Honor the HOV lane to keep it empty.
… but they shall not drive in the left lane except inasmuch as they are passing. Forthwith.
Blessed are those who have guts to jam brakes when being tailgated in construction work-zone. Thou tailgator who recklessly hit from behind receive nice increase in insurance rate plus bonus quilty conviction from court of law.
Thou shalt not turn left from right lane. Others will then know you’re from Canada.
Thou shalt not drive auto with bee’s nest under seat.
Thy husband shalt not take the advice of that trollop in the GPS unit over thine navigational wisdom.
Thou shalt not text message while driving in the passing lane
or from texas
Expanded Vatican Guidelines for the Pastoral Care Of The Road:
You shall not kill, [i]even when provoked to an unholy degree??.[/i]
The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm, [i]so attend unto the road, hang up thy cell phone and drive??.[/i]
Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events, [i]but for God?s sake, look at a map beforehand and foresee where thou art going??.[/i]
Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents,[i](The lawyer?s Commandment ????. does not apply to MDs)[/i]
Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin, [i] even if you ARE driving a BMW?????.[/i]
Expansion:
Thou shalt not tailgate under any circumstance; one car length is insufficient at 60 mph.
Move left to accommodate those entering the highway; if that?s not possible, slowing down won?t kill you??..
Despite your conviction that you are traveling at the most prudent rate of speed, the far left lane is for passing, so move right????.
Resist the temptation to pull out in front of the car overtaking and passing you ? he has shown you the way, so be content to follow at your own pace ??..
Thou shalt not pass and then slow down; ask first: WWJD; second: is this pass necessary; and third: am I just being passive-aggressive???
Thou shalt not jump the line for a congested exit; thou are not special and shall not exploit the charity of others??..
Tolls are a tribulation unto all; if thou havest not the indulgence of a ?Pass? tag, utilize the ?Cash Only? lanes immediately; (see 6 supra)?..
Upon encountering a closed lane, recall kindergarden and practice ?taking turns? when merging ??
When someone awaits thy parking space, attempt to move on expeditiously; this is not an occasion to re-program thy radio buttons??.
Blinding high-intensity driving lights are a mortal sin and ensure an eternity in purgatory??.Thou shalt not park thy vehicle so that it takes up 2 more spaces than are allotted to thee.