As it happened, twelve hours ago when this all went down, your mortal moderator had gone to bed.
Update. Seems Jasmine has pointed out this is in response to an old As Read on Car Talk bit. I read over what she linked to. It didn’t age very well, if you ask me. Doesn’t really relate to cars, but it is related to the show. I’ll still close it, because I don’t see this discussion going anywhere good.