Need Automotive Name for Beer

I’ll feel like a real celebrity is an ale has the same name as me @ok4450.

It occurred to me that if the alcohol level is in the upper range Straight-8 might fit.

Smokey Brass Ale

Why stop at a dubbel? Go for a quad with Toodles V12, a Sunbeam engine.

Suds-a-baker
Throw-out beering
Beering wheel
Chrysler’s Last Call
Low Gear Beer

Lots of cool suggestions already. I would consider adding the local name either.

Vintage iron ale

cast iron ale

4 stroke ale

straight weight ale

cast iron slug ale

side valve ale

flat tire ale

bald tire ale

spoke wheel ale

wood frame ale

updraft ale

burnt points ale

cracked manifold ale

Hub light; for those who can’t tell the difference.
Auto-dimmer.
Screaming Belt.
Float Bowler.
Clutchbinder.
Torque Tube.
Road Rage.
Barz Leak.
Droplite.
Subaruzo.

High emissions. You can only rent it.

Head Lite

Wheel Axle Ale

Radiator Leak
Cracked Head

Argyll was the name of a Scottish motor company that made cars from 1899 until 1932 then from 1976 until 1990. So something like Argyll Voiturette(named for their first production car), or even Argyll sweater

I can’t be the only one here who thought to look up Scottish car makers to get their idea…right?

@bscar2 that is even a better idea.

Some of you guys need to get agents. Several comedians could use a change in their writing staff.

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Smokey Chokin’ Automobile. Lyric from JerryReed.