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how do i take the rotor off of my 1998 dodge ram 2500 2 wheel drive

Pry on it with a Haynes, or Chilton’s, repair manual. The manual can, also, be used to sit on when you’re not reading it. It’s a pretty comfortable seat.
The instructions: http://www.autozone.com/shopping/repairGuide.htm?pageId=0900c15280077a3b

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