Windshield Wipers Gone Crazy

I have a 1998 Dodge Neon. This past week I have started to have the craziest issue ever:

*When the car comes to a full stop (stop sign, light, etc.) the windshield wipers come on.

*When the AC comes on (including to defrost windows) the windshield wipers come on.

*Once the windshield wipers come on the wiper fluid stops working.

*The windshield wipers work fine otherwise and when I turn off the AC or begin moving the stop going off until I toggle them on.

All my fuses are fine. Help!

We had a Dodge caravan with a similar problem. It turned out to be the body control module.