@RanderAnderon
That doesn’t work for Alaskans.
Anybody Get This One, Yet ?
I Live In Hunting Country And Have Friends With This Old One On Their P/Us:
“There’s Plenty Of Room For All God’s Creatures, Right Next ToThe Mashed Potatoes.”
Park that next to a PETA stickered Prius.
CSA
“Auntie Em, Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking the Dog - Dorothy.”
(Just scraped this one off the car today.)
Spotted in rural California around 2004 :
“At least the war on the environment is going well”
Saw a good one this morning-
“I’m sorry that I am driving so close ahead of you”
Even more funny, the rear of the car was all dented up!
@TwinTurbo, how close were you when you read it? ; )
How close? Where do you think those dents came from? 
It wasn’t one of those small font “if you can read this” ones. Sitting behind at stop light.
I couldn’t resist, TT. I’m glad you could have a little fun with it, too.
“I’m only speeding because I really need to poop”
Can’t argue with that one.
From the pickup of a rather hairy man:
“I AIN’T NO HIPPIE!
(just a well-groomed mountain man)”
back in the 1980 i had a bumper sticker that said i shoot J R.
One that I liked was “Don’t remove this sticker. It’s the only thing holding this car together”, seen on an old, rusty jalopy of a car. Another popular sticker from years gone by was “My other car is a Rolls Royce”, most often seen on small econobox cars.
How about " your witting saying here "?