Y not expand on the theme? Use ridicule (after NPR funding is restored), to poke fun. Like Tundra:-“just don’t drive on any of it” Sequoia:-“Please, no more ‘drive-thru’ trees” Denali: “can’t get there in here-it’s a Wilderness!” or, “my mazda mechanic is effen’ Miata my money”. Hmm?
Then, on to old stand-bys, like jeans: Gloria Vanderbutt, Guess Butt, Jord a–, etc.