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Stealing Cars and other absurd claptrap in literature

I’m an author. I’m also a surgeon and incompetent car mechanic. As an avid reader and author, I am always amazed by the silliness of many thrillers, movies, etc. depicting how easy/quick it is to steal a modern car, which we both know to be quite untrue. However, there are interesting and fascinating ways to ditch/appropriate a vehicle in our modern society which occasionally make it into our popular literature and movies. I’m thinking of the rather fantastic way the heroine exchanges her hot Porsche for a clean (literally!) Corvette in God Bless The Dead. Does anyone else have examples of really great or really stupid car related scenes in recent literature/movies?

But without the ‘grab two random wires and touch them together’ method of stealing a car, our heros would never escape the bad guys!

Shorting a tail light bulb to blow a fuse to subsequently turn the alarm off is pretty stupid.

How about truth is stranger than fiction. In the late 70’s, in Detroit Mi. A car thief would sell a car to someone, then using extra keys he had made, would steal it back. Change vin#'s ,use forged papers and sell it again. He did over 5 times. with the same car. They never caught him. The car was a high end BMW. This was also done in a movie. My favorite movie one is were they blow the airbags ( while parked ) then used On Star to have them start the car. Oh the good old days when all you needed was a slide hammer, a can of nitrogen, a sim jim and a screw driver.

Here in Mayberry RFD a high end stolen car is easily found and returned, hopefully in original condition. A Porsche or BMW would have a difficult time going unnoticed. But a 20 year old faded C-1500 would disappear into the landscape like a new wrinkle on my face. The high tech theft deterrent systems must be of some benefit in urban areas but here the car thieves don’t even consider vehicles that might have such systems. There have been a couple of car jackings but the thieves were behind bars before the sun came up.

Thoght seat belts were bad, new warning if you use a keyboard or mouse! Cars now have windows os
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Hold the mouse with a relaxed hand and do not grip the mouse tightly.
Avoid resting your palms or wrists on any type of surface while typing (see detail 7). The palm rest, if provided, should only be used during breaks from typing.
Relax your arms and hands when you are not typing or using your mouse. Do not rest your arms and hands on edges, such as the edge of your desk.
Adjust your chair so the seat does not press into the back of your knees (see detail 8). Eat a balanced diet and get adequate rest.
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Off topic but if the car doesn’t have a security system, its pretty easy to steal. Just gain entry by breaking a window or using a fish pole to push the unlock button, and a screwdriver in the key slot does it. That’s how they got the kid’s Acura. No need to go splicing any wires.

A Tow truck works nice too,with todays repos it sometimes will go unoticed-Kevin