RAn over chickien poop!


#1

Please help! I was driving South on 56 in VA; a divided four lane. As I approached an interection I saw a black liquid, about 1 inch deep, and about the length of two cars. It covered our two lanes with nowhere to go but through! It turned out to be liquidized chicken poop; like what they spray on fields for fertilizer! It is the WORST smell you can imagine. I’ve had the underside of my car pressurewashed (although not on a lift) and have run it through 2 additional car washes, but no use. It STINKS! People stare, children cry, eyes water. I’m nauseated every time I drive because the smell is coming up through the AC system and to roll the windows down is worse! The stuff is on the exhause system and heats up to a real toasty temperature. It’s quite unbelievable! Help! Can I spray Clorox under the car? Does anyone know how to kill this smell???


#2

Find a car wash that is set up for winter use where it washes the underside with a special cycle. Maybe one of your regular car washes has that cycle they might turn on for you. Next I would suggest an auto detailer or one of the firms that specializes in taking care of homes after a fire. They are the pros at this kind of stuff. You insurance company may be of help in finding someone. In fact your insurance company may cover the cost. Ask.


#3

And then find the jerk that put the chicken poop on the road, and send him the bill.