Radiator

my radiator has a hole in the front and is leaking profusly. it only has to last me to the end of the week, and it needs 2 be strong cooz there’s reverse preasure coming through the radiator, so it needs to be stronger than chewing gum!

lucky for you this is Saturday, AND this is the last day of the week.

now you have to get the radiator replaced next week. next week is 5 hours and 43 minutes away!

Recommend you park the car at a good shop to replace the rad. Take the bus or taxi.