Put A Caption On This


#1

I found this jewel ( VW Jetta ) on my daily rounds. Apply a fun caption of punch line to it such as…

Do you think it will buff out?

OR…

customer: Can you check my oil?

service writer: forget the oil, should I check your engine?

customer: your just trying to rip me off.


#2

I drove it to the accident, and now how much to drive it home?


#3

I sure hope nobody stole my wheel cover. Those are hard to come by.


#4

New motor mount and she should be good to go…


#5

Next time I’ll remember my jack…


#6

Don’t you just love the new cab over design?


#7

Looks like they got him over a barrel!!


#8

From someone sitting in the driver’s seat: “I’m looking for my engine. Has anybody seen my engine?”


#9

It’s bad, it’s bad…but you ought to see the other guy.


#10

Sign, then drive…

I don’t think my overdrive is working right. It made a funny noise…


#11

a common repair order instruction ;
’’ engine missing ‘’


#12

Remember Fahrvergnugen?


#13

Mechanic to owner: I don’t know how it happened but your car just FOTL (Fell Off The Lift).


#14

Ok, I’ll try: " Honey, I had a little trouble with the car today".


#15

Along Bing’s subject line ;

‘’…uh…DAD ? ? ‘’


#16

Hee hee. “My car won’t start”.


#17

Tech to Customer: “I think I’ve found the problem.”


#18

When you can’t find any concrete blocks to use as a jack stand.


#19

My engine crapped out on me today


#20

“Check engine”

Yeah . . . it seems to have fallen out