Right up there in importance with losing my brakes on the downhill side, I broke my mug - the dark blue one with the signoff text on it. They’re obviously out of stock here, and my trusted source fleaBay doesn’t have any, so if you have one you’d be willing to sell, let me know.
I think these days having a coffee mug in your car qualifies as “drinking and driving”. 
I believe that in California the CHP can certainly cite you for that. I promise to keep it at home.