How the typical driver perceives others around him

From the mind of Demetri Martin

I think there’s a big difference between a perception and something that is an obvious truth :wink:

This is the “truth” diagram. Where’s the “perception” diagram?

Review of Demetri Martin’s book:

http://tinyurl.com/3ruj6je

Actually, they left out two categories; moron and idiot. IIRC, George Carlin said the difference was anyone going faster than you was an idiot, slower is a moron. ;-p

According to Carlin anyone faster than you is a maniac, anyone slower is an idiot.

“This is the “truth” diagram. Where’s the “perception” diagram?”

The perception is that Demitri Martin is the only sane one on the road. The truth is that I am the only one.

Thanks for the correction circuitsmith, I knew someone would recall that line. Classic.

First thing I thought of when I saw the title was the Carlin script. lol