But he was using both hands while drivingā¦
And the family no longer speaks of Uncle Cliff.
Hereās a driver whoād appreciate a manual choke.
In addition to wearing clean underwear, my mother was always concerned about us getting our names in the paper. What a humiliating way to die and the family has to cope with it.
I am just glad it didnāt happen in Florida. We have more than our fair share of craziness. 
Talk about being caught with your pants down!
Well, different strokes for different folks.
Sorry. I just couldnāt help myself there.
Didnāt anybody ever tell him itās dangerous to drive while choking your chicken?
Iām surprised that tidbit didnāt get suppressed, seeing as he died, and nobody else was involved. Generally most of the time stuff like that never makes the paper when it has no relevance to anyone alive, and plenty of suicides go down as āaccidental gun discharges.ā
The old āLA Free Pressā carried an advertisement for āAutosuckā: it plugged into the cigarette lighter, āfor those lonely nights at the drive-inā.