But he was using both hands while driving…
And the family no longer speaks of Uncle Cliff.
Here’s a driver who’d appreciate a manual choke.
In addition to wearing clean underwear, my mother was always concerned about us getting our names in the paper. What a humiliating way to die and the family has to cope with it.
I am just glad it didn’t happen in Florida. We have more than our fair share of craziness. 
Talk about being caught with your pants down!
Well, different strokes for different folks.
Sorry. I just couldn’t help myself there.
Didn’t anybody ever tell him it’s dangerous to drive while choking your chicken?
I’m surprised that tidbit didn’t get suppressed, seeing as he died, and nobody else was involved. Generally most of the time stuff like that never makes the paper when it has no relevance to anyone alive, and plenty of suicides go down as “accidental gun discharges.”
The old ‘LA Free Press’ carried an advertisement for ‘Autosuck’: it plugged into the cigarette lighter, ‘for those lonely nights at the drive-in’.