Click and Clack have asked for someone to shed some light on this “with authority.” Once I got done laughing at the IR (Infrared) forehead TV remote story I pulled myself off the floor just to get sent back down by the ‘chin as a disperser’ comment.
I’m sure its been said and said again. But where’s the authority? So I enforce comments posted before this by stating:
Keyless entry devices are as diverse as Honda Elements are ugly. Some use RF (Radio Frequency) energy; others use IR (Infrared) signals to tell the car what to do.
Like garage door openers once upon a time; when they were new they used high powered AM (Amplitude Modulated) signals to activate the “button push” causing the motor to run. The irony was that they only had 4 codes on the first release which meant you could open 25% of openers out there.
Signaling changed, criminals adapted, signaling changed again, criminals adapted, – AM, FM, PM, analog, digital, PSK, QPSK, gray code, binary, preambles, 10 digit codes, rolling codes, I could go on and on for years.
Point being this: If the remote in question uses someone’s “chin” as a disperser; what you are doing is radiating RF energy from a key fob and into your head or body. What is the body made of (mostly)? Salt Water. Salt water is a conductor and in a human’s case - a poor one but none the less the RF energy excites molecules in our own philosophy causing the car to see that key fob like its a file cabinet sized key fob.
Remember when RADAR guns were new to speed enforcement? There was a drastic increase in cancer among officers using the first generation K band RADAR guns? This was related to the fact that officers would store the unit under a thigh between cars or as they initiate the vehicle stop. Their bodies were being bombarded with RF. As if they strapped one of those ship to shore sweeping RADAR antennas to their belt buckle. Eventually they turned power levels down and created safety features that would inhibit the gun from radiating energy unless criteria had been met.
But! If the keyless entry of the Audi used IR (Infrared) energy then its a case of Line Of Sight. This means- just like your TV that you must have direct beam of signal to the antenna. Remember early Chrysler vehicles that had that little “dome” on the under side of the center mounted rear-view mirror? If you didn’t point your key at “the car” or more specifically “the dome” then you were wasting precious battery life of your key fob.
By that logic - pointing an IR transmitter to your head won’t increase range to the vehicle - unless as in Click’s example you have a mirror made of greasy forehead from a long day and the IR (just outside of the visual spectrum) bounces from your head like the image of whatever you are watching on TV. Am I looking at the TV or your head? haha.
The actual problem: range decreasing as time goes on from the Audi’s key fob.
2 diagnoses:
a) If the battery of the transmitter is over a year old; replace it. Lots of people let 3 years + go by drastically reducing the performance of the transmitter.
b) If the range always suffers “in the parking lot at work” or only “in the driveway” then you have localized interference. Don’t worry the FCC has you covered by placing that “this device must accept any interference regardless of performance, haha, thanks for the taxes sucker” disclaimer right on the back or internal cover of the device. In this case - simply accept the interference by standing closer - or … don’t park there.
Thank you for the opportunity to fire back on this issue. Thanks again for the laugh - the greasy head IR bounce, the RF entering the chin and firing out via the eye sockets.
So now I’m going to pour on the authority. Not because you care but because your question specifically addressed desire for ‘authority’ in an answer:
I’m a government radio specialist that programs / tunes / and troubleshoots radios in all flavors of municipal apparatus - from base station to handheld devices from garbage truck, to fire engine, to BAIT vehicle, to police cruiser, undercover car, to mobile command center.
I have Marine Corps RADAR experience, and an EE Degree. I’m a member of the IEEE as well as APCO Intl. Plus I do a mean impression of Sean Connery. If that doesn’t qualify then I surrender to “Dispersion Theory.”
Let me know if you want formulas to back this up.
Scotty / AZ