What is a pirate's favorite car?


#1

ARRRRR-EIGHT Audi!

Happy talk like a pirate day!


#2

Followed by the Arrr x 8 your dinner matey


#3

Nissan Arrrmada.


#4

Aye, Barky. And of course, he’d rather have a carrrrrr than a truck.


#5

GROAN…very clever guys!


#6

Subaru WArrrrrrrrrrX.

Bentley Arrrrrrrrnage.

Vw Arrrrrrrr32.


#7

I’ll be happy to trust my Cutlass.


#8

Arrr mateys, me favorite be the Yarrrrris, yes it be.


#9

Pirate pick-up line: “Ye must be buried treasure, ‘cause Ah’m diggin’ yer booty!”

Long shot nominee: Crown Victoria? (The Queen and all; pirates (as portrayed popularly) were mostly lapsed Britons. Don’t think the timelines add up all that well, though.)


#10

Maxda AHrrrrX7?


#11

I can see why the pirates made some walk the plank… :slight_smile:


#12

AARGH @ok4450 it’l be the nissian ultima for you I say, Dead men walkin off the long tall plank be careful who’s chain ye decide to yank :wink:


#13

What does Jimmy Buffet drive?-Kevin


#14

Anything he wants, Kevin. He’s a very rich man.


#15

They might enjoy an old land yacht like a 1960 Cadillac sedan or '70 Chrysler Imperial.


#16

Not sure what brand of car, but a pirate would probably prefer an automatic to a manual, to avoid the clutch pedal/peg leg problem.

To celebrate speak like a pirate day, last night I had an arrrrrr-ugula salad.


#17

Pirates use Ahrrrr-134A in their air conditioners, except for the old school ones that use Ahrrr-12.


#18

…a stolen one


#19

Not for long, @oblivion‌. The White House just announced that R134a will be phased out, along with other HFCs.


#20

I suppose that a pirate about to be run down by Her Majesty’s naval fleet and facing a hangman’s noose might decide to dump his slow moving barge and head for open water in a Corvette…