What do you call a cow with no legs? “Ground beef.” Sorry.
@GeorgeSanJose sadly true, however I regret nothing!
I don’t think this guy is very funny
He didn’t make me laugh
This is SuperJDogg’s first, and I hope last post. With eight replies to his or her own drivel, s/he’s well on the way to being a long lost Magliozzi brother in the first day.
@db4690 Actually I’m ok with your opinion. It doesn’t degrade my intelligence or personally insult me. It just inspires me to be funnier. So whats a cow with Parkinson’s? A milk shake.
And that’s not funny either.
How do you count a herd of cows? Count all the legs and divide by four.
@“MG McAnick” I never claimed to be funny, just bored;) On a side note I agree with you. I wanted to stretch out my responses to a round number like 10 though.
@GeorgeSanJose
With all due respect . . .
WHY are you encouraging the guy . . . ?! 
To me the OP seemed innocuous, just an attempt at some humor. Not a great attempt, but an attempt nonetheless. Sarcastic & parody humor is tough to achieve in a forum setting. It comes across much better in person or at least in audio format. I think the OP understands this now.
Maybe the detractors are all jealous that they did not think of @SuperJDogg’s tirade first.
SuperJDogg should be on a stage.
There’s one leaving in 5 minutes… 
Mic check!
Check! Waiter, Check Please!
CSA
From OP:
It's obvious that you are an agent from a secondary dimension, who has traveled here in a time rip!
Well, since @Yoemite is still shoeing horses, he probably also comes from a parallel dimension.
;-]
Still waiting for the secret to be revealed.