Pope's 10 Commandments of the Road

Thou shalt not drive up on the right past a line of other drivers who are patiently waiting to get through a one lane bottleneck in order to butt ahead of others

Refrain from making sign language to other road users whilst in a car, that you would not when standing next to them.

God loves the meek, except at 4 way stop signs.

Thou shalt not engage in any maneuver involving more than 2 lanes, lest thine mortal vision be disastrously fallible.

Thou shalt not moveth from lane to lane without usething thy turn signals!

Thou shalt not decide to turneth Left at the precise moment the red light turneth Green, yelst ye incure the wrath of “The bird”.
Tina Finnell
Los Angeles

while merging onto a highway, thou shalt not jump the solid line and pass the person still in the speed up lane trying two merge onto the highway.

Do not backseat drive your wife or mother.
Do not promote your husband old husbands tails…(pardon tales)
Do not mix religion and driving …it ain’t compatible

Thou shall respect delivery persons on all roads. Thou shall not illegally pass them or cut them off.

Thou shall respect 4 cylinder manual transmissions pokes on steep mtn passes and not tailgate them; illegally pass them or make obscene motions with a certain finger when they toot the horn as you just did something stupid on a switchback that nearly got them off the road and down in God’s country (where only animals are allowed)

You stated equal to or less than half of the commandment thou shalt not drove like my brother.
Stated more or less completely:
Thou shalt not drive like my brother. Ditto, with as similar an inflection, timing, and general mimicary as possible.

But it begs the question of what is the purpose of car talk? Car advice, of which driving style is but a part.

Thou shalt give better advice about cars than either brother; or thou shalt give better advice than the first brother to give advice; or Thou shalt get, at the very least, a third opinion to the generally conflicting advice the brothers, Click and Clack, aka, Tommy and Raymy, give on the show. ( As witnessed on the Stump the Chumps portion of the show.)(This is a possible Ph.D. dissertation topic … … … Well, all right, a history major’s paragraph sample for composition 101).

“Though shalt not treat they Mother’s car as a waste receptacle on wheels”

Thou shalt not wait until the last possible moment to merge when thine lane is ending.

When allowed to cut into traffic by a fellow motorist, thou shalt honor him or her with a little wave.

Driving an SUV in snow, ice, flood or other inclement weather confers upon thee no reprieve from the laws of physics.

Thy singing is not divine to those in the car beside thoust at a light.

It is easier for a Hummer to pass through the eye of a needle than for a tailgater to make it into heaven.

The blind shall see, but not the guy looking through the four inch clear spot his defroster has made on his windshield.

Thou shalt not allow thy vehicle’s sound system to rattle the bones and teeth of thine fellow motorists.

Thou shalt not blow thy horn in vain.

Do not mix religion and driving …it ain’t compatible

I disagree. The Vatican made an attempt to remind us all, Catholic or not, that we need to be thoughtful, safe, courteous adults when behind the wheel. I’m an atheist, but I still appreciate the intent of these fine people.

Uh, Thou shalt appreciate secular reminders when the Vatican offers them.

“Thou shalt not drive like thy son”

It feels like some more positive commandments are in order…

Thou shalt drive sensibly in poor weather, neither conveying thineself too swiftly nor too slowly, lest the twain should meet abruptly.

Thou shalt turn off thine turn signal after thou hast changed lanes.

Thou shalt treat a stoplight as a four way stop when the power doth fail without regard to the size of the roads which intersect.

Thou shalt yield to the person to thy right hand side when at a four way stop, and so shalt thine brother to thy left hand side yield to you in turn.

over RIGIDITY in following rules does not allow for the fact that SITUATIONS are quite variable, and sometimes there are BETTER solutions.

Thou shall not allowest thy car to spill thine holy combustibles.
Thou shall secure thy loose parts with duct tape.
Thou shall not double-park.
Thou shall not drive on frozen lakes.

Thou shalt remain righteous, excepteth to pass.

thy shall obey the speend limit when thy want

(commandments for motorists in Mexico)

Thou shalt not halt thy vehicle at intersections albeit thy signal is clearly red

Thou shalt not use thy credit cards at gas stations.

Thou shalt not use thy wipers, won’t work for dirty smoky air surroundeding thy vehicle.

Thou shalt not exceed 10mph when go over speed bumps.

Thou shalt not spend more than $10 to bribe a cop irrespective of the kind of crime.