Nomination

How does one go about nominating oneself for head of Car Talk’s Summertime Outdoor BBQ Department?
Sincerely,
Weldon Phil Hayes

I think you just did.

But we only vote based on how good the BBQ food tastes! So post the address and the date.

They don’t need one. After naming Cameron Diaz as their lower g.i. specialist, they stopped naming anybody else for anything. Can’t top that one.