How about “A perfectly good . . .” either half hour or hour depending on the length of the show?
How about
- The klunker chronicles
- The sleek black beauty.
- Even my dog hates your show
- The Peterson Principles
- Things you find in your Auto A/C.
- Cooking on the Carborator
How about “Cartoon Talk”?
Clicket and Clacket - Two Dimensional Characters in a Three Dimensional World
Crankin’
“Oil Stains”
“Two Monkeys and a Wrench” (could use Wench, depending upon the direction the show goes)
“Square Wheels in a Round World”
“Running on Empty”
“Clickety, Clack… Whoops!” (or maybe it’s Clunk)
“That Should Fix It!”
“Out a Gas”
“Motor Mouths” (which someone else, or you guys used in the TAGS entry, but you can never overstate a good idea enough)
“Exhaust Fumes”
“Squeaky Wheels”
“Monkeys and Wrenches”
“Car Jockeys”
“Brake Disc Jockeys”
“Lug Nuts”
Ok, it’s time to stop for now. Good luck with your lousy show. It’ll be hard work, but I’m sure with a lot of sweat and toil, you’ll be able to maintain the same low standards of the radio show.
How about: Idiots
I think it fits.
I suggest “Click & Clack’s Car Tracks”
patskywriter in Durham NC
Clack and Click’s CARtoon Flick
Something like…
“Drive Me Crazy”
Car Twirps
Funky Fixers
Big Mouth Grease Monkeys
Talkin’ and Fixin’
Yap Yap Yap and Fix
The Good Guessers
The Click n’ Clack Trap
Click Clack Crap
Click Clack Smack Down
All Click and All Clack
No Funny Clackin’ No Money Clickin’
The Rubber Meets the Mouth
Fact and Fixin’
Crazy Car Shop
Car Crazies
Talking Cars
Best guess garage
“Tappet Chatter”
“Tappet Chat”
“Tappets’ Garage”
“Wheel Spiel”
How about:
Car Tune Foolery
Tom and Ray’s Cavalcade of Cars
Car-Toon-Talk
KarToonTalk
CarLoonyToonyTalky
Brother Car Loonys
Click-n-clack-crazy-car-toon-hour
Dear Tom and Ray,
How about Cartoon Talk?
Ken
St. Louis
My first thought is “Car Schlock” but if you need to use the current name, how about “Car Talk Schlock”?
I’m With Stupid!
The Auto Didacts
(will appeal to those snooty PBS viewers who think they know everything and will chuckle knowingly at a purportedly clever pun)
Auto De Fe
(listening to your show is akin to public penance)
Car Bunkles