Name the new Car Talk TV show!

The M.I.T. Wits

Hi folks,
I can?t believe the response you?ve had to the contest, over 1600 posts and still going strong (I didn?t know you had that many listeners; many of whom are actually creative!). Anyhow, here are a few more of my humble suggestions:

  • 30 Minutes
  • Car Sick
  • On the Threshold of a Scream
  • Kiester Brothers or Kiester Korner
  • Unusual and Suspect
  • The Wrong Brothers
  • Greaseniks
  • Dead Air Time
  • Lemon Lot
  • Sibling Revelry
  • Sibling Stupidity
  • Torque Wrench Soup
  • Grin and Groan
  • Two Brains, Mint Condition, Never Used
  • The Speed Bumps
  • Speed Bumps on the Intelligence Highway
  • The Nitwits
  • Drawn and Quartered
  • Caraudio-resuscitation
  • Straw Grabbers
  • This is probably a stretch, but how about your phone number in binary (8882278255): 1000010001011011001100111101101111 or simply 1000 1000 1000-10 10 111-1000 10 101 101
  • Ok, how about Hex: 2116CCF6F

Enough grabbing at straws for now, more to follow.
Some of the tag lines can include: Car Advice from Click and Clack (or Tom and Ray); CarTalk with Tom and Ray; Now on CarTalk; Advice from Car Talk
I would also humbly suggest that you have some of your favorite Cartunes playing in the background throughout the show, a little product placement always helps. I?ve been a fan for years, so thx for all the laughs.
Mac

Here are a couple more.
“Click and Clacks’ Hey Guys Watch This!”
or
“You know you’re Click and Clack if
”

Tappet’s Garage
Vehicular Homocide

Click, Clack, Clunker

Another Waste of a Perfectly Good Half Hour

Motor Mouths

“Bodies, Bonnets and Boots”

Hello again, here are a few more suggestions:

  • The Toon Ups (or simply Toon Up)
  • East of the Fun, West of the Loon
  • East of the Sane, West of the Loons
  • Double Clutchers
  • Shiftless Brothers
  • Shtick and Shinola
  • Shtick of Fools
  • Car Wreckers
  • Car Wackos
  • Car Talk Confessions (or Car Garage Confessions)
  • Vacuum Leaks
  • True Lies
  • Flabby Road
  • RPM
  • Revolutions
  • Slow Rollin?
    Thx for your consideration,
    Mac

“Two For The Road With Tom and Ray”
“CARnal Knowledge With Click and Clack”
“My Brother The Car With Click and Clack”
“Unscreened In Boston With Click and Clack”
“My Brother’s Creeper With Click and Clack”
“Loose Lug Nuts With Click and Clack”
“Idle Minds With Click and Clack”
“The Bostoon Men With Click and Clack”
“The Boston Tool Party With Tom and Ray”
“Click and Clack Do Boston”
“Is Anybody Screening These calls with Tom and Ray”
“Click and Clack Unscreened”

Car Show name: RECALL THIS

Too many messages to read. Has anyone suggested “Schtick Shift”? I think that’s pretty cute.

if cars could talk

I certainly hope there’s strength in numbers, here are more attempts:

  • Carfucious (Says) - Wise, Witty and Philosophical Car Advice from Tom and Ray
  • CarMen the Magnificents
  • Edger Casey ? Only in their Dreams is their CarTalk any good!
  • Down and Out In Harvard Square
  • No Puns, No Quips, Two Errors, Tom and Ray Present CarTalk
  • Two Sockets Shy of a Toolbox
  • Like a Soccer Game on an Ice Rink ? Click and Clack Present CarTalk
  • Mindless Meanderings
  • Smokescreens
  • He Said, He Said and it still doesn?t make sense
  • Stinky and the Lame
  • Dazed and Amused
  • Biscotti and Boneheads, CarTalk featuring Tom and Ray
  • Click, Clack, D’oh!!!
  • Thanks for Wasting a Perfectly Good Half-Hour
  • Pigs in Place
  • Piston Packin? Put-Ons (or Pitons)
  • Speak, Babble, and Cajole ? CarTalk with Tom and Ray
  • Square Wheels
  • Next Caller
  • The East Pole, as Far as you can Get from Real Car Advice
  • Don’t Wait for April, the Fools are here Now
  • Whatcha Gonna Do Now?
  • Service with a Smell
  • Sssslow Leakssss
  • Broken Views
  • Film at 1100

Thx again,
Mac

Coveralls

Men in Coveralls

How about “The Shtik Shift”?

square talk

Just about to suggest “Don’t Drive Like My Brother” and wham – here it is! Darn. My first thought was simply “The Click and Clack Show”, but I think that’s been taken too. Since I don’t seem to have an original thought
I’ll vote for “Don’t Drive
”

Can’t wait for the program! My husband and I are from Washington state, but visited your fair city in Sept. Went to One Harvard Square and looked up at Dewie, Chetham and Howe’s Law Office, then looked around for one of you’s guys sitting on the bench–no luck. Anyway, thanks for brightening up our grey Saturday mornings here in the soggy Puget Sound!

I adore your show on radio and find I am actually learning something about cars.
In an homage to a very early (and apparantly only I thought) funny show would be to call it ‘My Brother the Car 
 Mechanic’ 
 or
‘In a Fix’
‘Harvard Mechanics 101’
‘Vinni Viti Restituo’ (latin for I came, I saw, I repaired)
‘Momma Tappet’s Boys’
‘Dewy, Fixem, and Howe’ (ok, I borrowed heavily for that one)
‘Car Crazy’
‘Oh Brother!’
‘Cartoon Carmedy Hour’

The CarToon Talk Show or
The Lousy CarToon Talk Show