Auto-Mation or Auto-Nation
Dear Tom and Ray, I love the idea of your new show. They have to use your own voices or it just wonât work. I like someoneâs idea of the title, âNuts and Doltsâ. Also, âDonât Drive Like My Brotherâ and âCarTunes with Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothersâ (which is way too long for a title.)
Your faithful listener. Polly
A Perfectly Good Half Hour.
I have two suggestions
Jump Start
Loose Connection
Elliott Boone
Iâll also vote for someone elseâs suggestion âLugnuts and Dipsticksâ.
Iâm fond of âUp On Blocksâ.
âStationary Crewâs Controlâ
The Brothers Caramessup
Just to be silly, how 'bout a name with a regional accent / pronunciation? Phonetically:
Vee Hick Cull - De Fick Ull Tea [vehicle difficulty]
Well, I wish a cartoonist was still alive that made you guys look good as mechanics; it was called âGeetchâ. The artist was Gerry Bittle and he was a classmate of mine and drew a funny and classic cartoon. Unfortunately, he passed away a few years ago. Geetch character was loosely based on himself and he put his philosophies on life in a garage setting and it always was a comedy of errors on life and those around him. Much like yours. haha
Here are some suggestions I had for naming of your TV show:
Wrench and Fix It.
So, you want us to fix your car?
Cash and Drive Away
Drive by, We Fix It, You Pay
So, You Think Itâs Free
This Ainât Your Normal PBS Auto Fixit Show
Hey guys, I hope this helps
'All makes and models."
Empty Tanks
or
Motor Dead-Heads
or
Running On Fumes (with Click & Clack)
or
Car Trouble
or
Road Trippinâ
CarToons
âBlockheadsâ, of course.
Hereâs a few from Eric in Toledo.
The Knuckleheads
The Knuckebusters
Tom and RayâŠTwo Men and a Wrench (my favorite.)
Garage Talk
Go AheadâŠFix My Car
Great ShowâŠhow many hours have I squandered???
Nutz and Boltz
Click and Clack - the Car Nutz
Stand Back â Itâs Gonna Blow!
Click and Clack - Stand Back!
The Nutz Behind the Wheels
I usually charge $500 an hour for this brainstorming stuff! The good news is I have a mellifluous voice and am a 1971 grad-jee-it of the Hahvahd Law School (near Hahvahd Squeeah). So I am well kwalified. Plus, I never follow your advice! I would like to be Judge Hugh Harshly on the new TV show. Iâd offer to be a regular, but I would need to be paid. Sorry, guys. Unlike you I canât do this stuff for free. What? You guys get paid?
You can see more of my allegedly humorous musings on my website for BMW 6ers - www.knightsoftheroundel.com
The âTappit Brothersâ, Click & Clack, Featuring: Auto Repair, Shop Talk, And Other Useless Information.
Whoops â That should have been
Nutz and Doltz
Tom & Ray:
How about âLugnutsâ or âLugnutzâ, a show about a couple of loveable(?) but whacky lugs who profess to fix cars but actually are talk show hosts offering automotive and personal adviceâŠ