Name the new Car Talk TV show!

The Tappet Brothers, Under the Hood.
As the wheels turn.
Cars are us.
Bumpa to Bumpa.
Tom & Ray, Bumpa to Bumpa.
Click & Clack, Bumpa to Bumpa.

My brother, the mechanics.
Hey brothers, can you spare a wrench.

Hey brother, can you spare a wrench.
My brother, the mechanic.

autocrats or ottochat or quik & quak or toon-ups or autoquack or

“LUG NUTS”
“CAR TOONERS”
“LOST BEARINGS”
“GIMME A BRAKE”

Major dittos, oh wait, wrong radio show! OK, suggested names for the TV Show:

Wingnuts;
Sparky & Clutch;
The Auto Files;
Manifold Destiny Rides Again;
Grease Monkeys.

OK, there you go----looking forward to beer and chips when your show is on, Art in Erie, PA

Malpractice: The Ballad of the Car Doctors

As I see it you guys - “Click & Claque” have a purpose - to diagnose the “problem” with a car (or sometines an individual) and you do a great job of it!

I think a good name for the show would be: Car Quacks

All the best!

Jeff (Houston, Texas)

I like “Clickity-Clack.” I see that a slightly longer version has already been submited, but I prefer the simplicity of just plain “Clickity-Clack.” My husband and I are faithful listerner and wish you all the best with the new show.

Here are suggestions from me and my 11 year old daughter:
Ca Tauk
Don’t Drive Like My Brother
Our lousy TV Show
Cow Talk
Hot Air

Hope I get Picked!!!

“And Don’t Drive Like My Brother!”

Karma Mia.

How about MIT’s Finest Car Men

Click and Clack’s Philosophical car shack

How about “The Lug Nuts” ?

Has anyone yet suggested “Car Trek”?

I know you guys are Italian, not Jewish, but many Yiddish expressions have become associated with a casual kind of classic humor. That having been said, how about:

“Shtik Shift” 
from the radio shtik to the tv shtik, or
“Car Shmooze” 
which is fairly accurate, or
“Car Shlock” 
which means more like ‘car junk,’ but the shlock loosely (very loosely) rhymes with “Talk”

If you want to get more edgy with an older audience, you could draw from a broader spectrum with:

“Shtik Shift - A Click and Clack Joint” (apologies to Spike Lee).

If your target audience is truly children, it would be hard to beat:

“Clickity Clack”

The obvious choice is “Car Toon”

how about
 “THE BLABBER OF TAPPITS” which is a leftover from my nounds of genery; as in, what do you call a collection of car talking, cigar smoking, laugh snorting, radio and TV show hosting cilckers and clackers? a blabber of tappitts, of coursr. It only takes 2 for a full blabber.