A perfectly good hour
Car Talk: As Heard on Radio
'Don't Drive Like My Brother'(2) the 2 does not appear where i would like it, which is in the
âsquaredâ, or âpowerâ position above the r in brother. it would be like saying it twice, which you âguysâ always do! best of luck with the programme, which iâll be watching.
âAutomotive Adventures with Tom and Rayâ
Good luck with the TV show!! Canât wait to see it! 
-Kelly
Car Tunes
Itâs easy guys, the name of the new show is: Dontâ Drive Like My Brother!
âAnother Perfectly Fine Hourâ
Intake & Exhaust
âTooling Aroundâ
âKvetch & Wrenchâ
âThe Non-sequitir Garageâ
Keep up the great entertainment,
Peter
The Lugnuts.
Click and Clack
(why reinvent the wheel ? Capitalize on existing
name recognition and good will.)
Click & Clack, The Road Scholars.
Tom & Ray, The Road Scholars.
The Road Scholars.
How about Transmission Impossible?
The Crankshaft Redemption
2 Loose Lugnuts
Donât Talk like my Brother
2 Bays, no waiting
The warning light is on, but there is nothing under the hood
Iâm partial to
âA Perfectly Good Half-Hourâ
orâŠ
âThe Boat Paymentâs due!â
Magâ Wheels [âMagâ: abbreviation for last name and metal. Magâ Wheels allows the reader to infer both the object and the authors]; 'tho I must admit I get a laugh from âCar Toonsâ and âBays of Our Livesâ.
How about âThe Answer to Life, the Universe and the MG TDâ; it sounds pretentious, is largely meaningless, and mostly plagiarized.
I think kids (young and old) might like to watch:
Click and Clackâs Garage,
The Car Talk Show, or simply âCar Talkâ
Whatever the title, itâs going to be well-watched, at least by this kid!
Like many people I do my best work first thing in the morning when Iâm fresh. Like when Iâm sitting on the pot, trying to wake up, and thinking about things. Thatâs when, for some inexplicable reason, I realized that âMagliozziâ goes well with the letters in the song âHarrigan.â
M-A, G-L-I, O, Z-Z-I spells Click 'n Clack.
Iâm not sure where the lyrics would go on from there. But I did a google search on Harrigan, and found a Wikipedia entry which says this:
âHarrigan is a song written by George M. Cohan for the 1907 Broadway musical, âFifty Miles From Boston.â It celebrates, and to some extent mocks, his own Irish heritage. Contemporary Irish-American singer Billy Murray made a popular recording of the song.â
Boston of all places!
The tune was also used as a theme song in about 1960 for an early sitcom called Harrigan and Son, in which the main characters sang the lyrics.
This prompts an opening which I envision:
My suggestion for a TV show name is âFifty Smiles From Bostonâ and the show would open with the Harrigan tune and the lyrics: âM-A, G-L-I, O, Z-Z-I spells Click 'n Clack.â Subsequent lyric lines might have Tom and Ray exchanging appropriately disparaging remarks about/to each other, finishing with how itâs their employees who get them out of a predicament every time. For me, I hear the tune being picked out at a moderate tempo on a banjo while Tom and Ray sing along. In the closing notes of the ditty I see Tom and Ray pointing their thumbs proudly at themselves singing âClick 'n Clack, thatâs us!â whereupon they are promptly hit in the head by a flying crescent wrench. Then I hear the the CarTalk bluegrass riff kick in for a few seconds as the camera pans out and we see a busy Boston street and the Garage and the show name (â50 Smiles From Bostonâ) and then the episode name (e.g. âMuch Ado About Lugnutsâ).
Personally I like the name â50 Smiles From Bostonâ but if thatâs too sappy for you, you might follow the Harrigan and Son theme and use âMagliozzi and Brotherâ as the name.
On second thought, maybe just
âTwo schmucks from Boston?â
:>)