- CarTune Talk
- The Lug Nuts
- As the Tires Turn
Slackers Haven.
The first two were penned after we read the directions. The rest donât really say âCar Talkâ or âClick & Clack,â but some of them are funny, so here they are.
Car Talk: Perfect Faces for Radio
Click & Clack?s Don?t Drive Like My Brother
The Auto Adventures of Bi-Polar Bear and Major Wedgie
The Crankshaft Redemption
Emergency Flashers
Clueless Entry
High Beam Head Lice
Catatonic Perverters
Flathead & Sparky
Master & Slave, the Cylinder Brothers
Stick Shift & Double Clutch
Twin Air Bags
The I.Q. Negatives
Stick Shift & Gear Grinder
Bolted and Nuts
The Arctic Tern Signals
Dual Exhausted
Flammable and Inflammable
Backfired and Plugged
Cracked Block & Blown Gasket
Tappet X 7: Rotary Rockets
Tacky O?Dometer & the Redliners
Auntie Freeze & Block Buster
Loose Wire & Looser Bowels
Hoodwinked, Shafted, & St. Christopher
Reg and Ethyl
The Major Polluters
O.J. & the V8
Lowbrow & Hybrid
Ty Rod & Rocky Pinnion
Hi Octane & Low Carb
The Revolting Revolution
Points & Plugs
Pinged
The Retreads
The Transmissionaries
Fins & Fools
Rod Thrown & Engine Blown
Ed & Selly
PisstON But Still Strokin?
The Low Riders
Joy Rider & Hitch
Rear-View Windshield
Spontaneous Combustion
R.P.M.
Terminal Velocity
Vapor Lock & Aunt Tenna
Drive & Shaft
Slow Leak & Valve Cap
Cup Holders in Transition
Fender Blenders
Click & Clack: Driving Like My Tappet Brother
Please replace my last effort with this one:
Car Talk: Perfect Faces for Radio
Click & Clack?s Don?t Drive Like My Brother
Click & Clack: The Auto Adventures of Bi-Polar Bear and Major Wedgie
Click & Clack: The Crankshaft Redemption
Click & Clack: Emergency Flashers
Click & Clack: Clueless Entry
Click & Clack: High Beam Head Lice
Click & Clack: Catatonic Perverters
Click & Clack: Flathead & Sparky
Click & Clack: Master & Slave, the Cylinder Brothers
Click & Clack: Stick Shift & Double Clutch
Click & Clack: Twin Air Bags
Click & Clack: The I.Q. Negatives
Click & Clack: Stick Shift & Gear Grinder
Click & Clack: Bolted and Nuts
Click & Clack: The Arctic Tern Signals
Click & Clack: Dual Exhausted
Click & Clack: Flammable and Inflammable
Click & Clack: Backfired and Plugged
Click & Clack: Cracked Block & Blown Gasket
Click & Clack: Tappet X 7: Rotary Rockets
Click & Clack: Tacky O?Dometer & the Redliners
Click & Clack: Auntie Freeze & Block Buster
Click & Clack: Loose Wire & Looser Bowels
Click & Clack: Hoodwinked, Shafted, & St. Christopher
Click & Clack: Reg and Ethyl
Click & Clack: The Major Polluters
Click & Clack: O.J. & the V8
Click & Clack: Lowbrow & Hybrid
Click & Clack: Ty Rod & Rocky Pinnion
Click & Clack: Hi Octane & Low Carb
Click & Clack: The Revolting Revolution
Click & Clack: Points & Plugs
Click & Clack: Pinged
Click & Clack: The Retreads
Click & Clack: The Transmissionaries
Click & Clack: Fins & Fools
Click & Clack: Rod Thrown & Engine Blown
Click & Clack: Ed & Selly
Click & Clack: PisstON But Still Strokin?
Click & Clack: The Low Riders
Click & Clack: Joy Rider & Hitch
Click & Clack: Rear-View Windshield
Click & Clack: Spontaneous Combustion
Click & Clack: R.P.M.
Click & Clack: Terminal Velocity
Click & Clack: Vapor Lock & Aunt Tenna
Click & Clack: Drive & Shaft
Click & Clack: Slow Leak & Valve Cap
Click & Clack: Cup Holders in Transition
Click & Clack: Fender Blenders
Hi guys!
Love the show & listen to it every week.
Iâve been giving one idea for naming your TV show some thought over the past few weeks, but after todayâs monologue I finally had to add it to the list: LugNuts!
Thereâs lots of other great suggestions out there, but I didnât see this one.
Thanks for the fun & info. Looking forward to seeing the show!
How about Lug Nutts
Misfire
âTalking Headsâ, because I donât think youâll be able to avoid that format at a reasonable cost.
The Adventures of Click and Clack
Car Talk CHARisma
Click and Clack CHARisma
Click and Clack Strike Back
Super Tappett Brothers
Car Talk Car-amba
Click and Clack Car-amba
Click and Clack Cartoon
Cartalk Cartoon
Click and Clack Attack
I mean, really the options are endless 
Angel
PBS TV Show name - âAuto-Manicsâ
The TV Showâs Radio Show name - âAuto-Manic Mechanicsâ or âAuto-Manic Mechanicsâ or just simply âAuto-Manicsâ
Theme song - âManic Mechanicâ by ZZ Top
You might even get some mileage out of the misadventures of having Billy Gibbons, of the band, bring in some of his collectibles.
CAR-LOONS
My idea for the name of the new TV show would be: The NUTS - N - VOLT Garage
The "Clunk-n-Plunk Show
If Only the Cars Could Talk
Looney Tuned
Wheels of Misfortune
Lords of the Rings
The Crankshaft Redemption
Tawmie & Ray: The Mad Mechanics of Hahvud Square
Click and Clack, Random Mechanics
Click and Clack, Funny Mechanics
Click and Clack, Silly Mechanics
Click and Clack, Quantum Mechanics (the sci-fi spin off)
Car Talk Car Toon
Click and Clack Carousel
Click and Clack, Ha Ha Ha
Tom and Ray,
I would like to submit two similar names. You may choose. (1) Old Tools, or (2) Old Foolâs Tools.
My friend, Dorothy Ann would like to submitt: Mechanics Antics (Optional spelling-Mechanix Antix).
Thank you for taking our suggestions.
Buoy
Hi, Guys â
Two suggestions: âBlockheadsâ or âThe Underhoodâ
By the way, itâs spelled âStas,â not âStash.â