My Expedition's transmission dipstick is located in the driver's seat

2008 XLT 5.4L just reached 80K.
I cannot check transmission fluid quantity or quality.
What is one to do?
Thank you.

The vehicle has a sealed transmission. Which means as a vehicle owner you’re not able to service the fluid or the filter.

If you want the transmission fluid serviced, take it to someone with a tranny fluid exchange machine.