My wife is a math teacher. She was applying for a job and gave the cover letter to me to edit. I reduced it from ~250 words to something like 12. I told her not everybody is her student, they give you 30 seconds to tell them what it is you are applying for.
I have poor Hillbilly and less English,let me tell you what is incomprehensible to me-most State Literature.
What really gets me is the the fact that most crosswords and clever puzzles only make sense to the originators(Jeopardys clues have me biting nails at times){Caught Jeopardy in an error once-doesnt happen often}.
I dream of the days when I could buy Wolfs Head in a paper can( as well as VitaPower) and of course 99 cent Pennzoil-Kevin