Marianne in Oakland with the one-eyed gassy dog/240D combo

You are hilarious! It’s so refreshing to hear a young lady say ‘fart’ in public. I think you might need some help finding that vice grip at Sears. Specifically MY help! I live in the East Bay and am available to assist you in this endeavor. I guess you can just respond to this post if you’re interested. Don Jawes