I think this should have been sent to Car Talk

Maintenance/Repairs
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Or maybe motorcycle talk? Definitely not Dear Abby

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BWAHAHAHA. Definitely a cartalk question! Tom and Ray would have a field day if that were asked on the show.

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@snyp, thanks for a good morning laugh.

And fix it yourself. BTW, this is an opposed twin cylinder engine. How’s the other side look?

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ROTFLMAO ! Best laugh I’ve had this week!