Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars


#1

Is this really true?


#2

Jealous? Unless the cars were Tonkas I don’t see a problem.


#3

As much as I enjoy keeping a car running, the study of the human machine fascinates me even more. Essentially anything can be a sex object, as sexuality is only in small part biological. According to the stereotypical calendars and magazines in a mechanic’s garage, cars are commonly associated with sex.

This gentleman claims to be orientationally asexual; it isn’t too much of a stretch to see how those emotions can be drawn toward objects that are already sexualized by the supposedly normal.


#4

Whether it is true or not, I now have in image in my mind I can’t wash away. Thanks a lot!


#5

BBC had a program a couple of years ago about people like this.

No matter what explanations were given, I just found it all to be incredibly strange. The program featured a man who has sex with cars, a woman who has sex with buildings, and a few other oddities that I don’t recall.

Like Whitey, I wish that I could un-see something like that.


#6

And old quote from the TV Show Barney Miller…

I’m paraphrasing…

Wojciehowicz - “Turn to any page in a Sears catalog and someone somewhere will want to have sex with it.”


#7

“Whether it is true or not, I now have in image in my mind I can’t wash away. Thanks a lot!”

I hope it’s not the stick shift.


#8

1,000 cars?! WOW! He really gets around!


#9

@wx: “According to the stereotypical calendars and magazines in a mechanic’s garage, cars are commonly associated with sex.”

All that tells us is that if you work in a garage you can get away with keeping porn around. Who didn’t know that? You might as well say that bottom dresser drawers are associated with sex. Oops! I let the secret out! Quick! New hiding place!


#10

Mercury Mistress?


#11

That man clearly has a problem with his bearings.

I wonder…are forced-induction engines better than naturally aspirated engines?