Looking for Toms' "Last person working in America" humorous statistics

Many years ago Toms’ intro to the show was a statistical run down on the working population of America. It went something like this: "There are 25 million people employed, 10 million work for the government, 7 million are in unions"etc… It continued on until he came to the punch line (speaking to Ray): “That leaves 2 real working people in America and since I know you’re not doing anything that just leaves me!”.
Anyone remember where he got that or if it ever showed up in print or on a podcast or a CD? I think it was at least 10 years ago. I’ve searched and googled to no avail.