Jokes about driverless cars


#1
No. 0006 : The good news is that thanks to autonomous vehicles, teenage car fatalities are at record lows. The bad news is that teenage pregnancy rates are at an all-time high.

No. 0007: Apparently I’m worthless. I was in the street at the same time as a baby, an old man and a stray dog, and an autonomous car avoided all of them and swerved into me!


#2

Fun stuff, even the ones about things other than driverless cars. Thanks for the Friday laughs.


#3

Do driverless cars ever get parking tickets? How would they pay the parking meter?


#4

Ok, it’s a comic and not a one-liner, but I’ve always liked this one:


#5

They wouldn’t have to. They’d see the meter maid coming and move to another spot or circle the block until the meter maid leaves.


#6

I was passing the Kwik-E mart on University & Central (Albuquerque) when one of the homeless guys drove off with the car whose owner had left it running while filling up then gone inside for a beer.