Wow… To quote a better man than I, “never has a tale been filled with so much woe…”, but, hold on tight- I’m not reading anywhere here how it was Jaguar’s fault and that they cannot build a quality car. ESPECIALLY coming from the guy who self-admittedly destroyed a can-opener on wheels (nee ‘Miata’), and would even mention that superlight in the same breath as these X100s. But, since it clearly didn’t strike you as a poor decision to buy a foreign convertible, used, with over 100K on it- and a model which you clearly knew nothing about, it’s probably best we pull this apart a bit further, first. This way, it will be abundantly clear that poor logic and lack of information on the part of the customer does not a ‘bad car company’ make. Let’s take it by the numbers;
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Anyone who buys a convertible Miata to be ‘simple car’, and uses terms like ‘takes the cake’ only has “taste” in their mouths, and has no idea what a truly simple vehicle is, let alone a luxury coupe, if it ran over him.
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XJ6’s are V12’s with a completely different configuration, built during a time when JLR was free from Ford, and operating much differently. The auto market is dynamic- Wake Up!
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This whole ‘I got it smogged’ issue is adorable. But did you every try a quick shut-off of the engine to clear the Trans fault? that trouble indicator is solid state- so a quick ignition off and then restart should clear it- unless you have some serious issues from abusive wear. You do NOT have to drive the Car in ‘Transmission Fault’, just cycle the ignition and keep going- a little more gingerly this time, perhaps?
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In all of your trying to move the car and getting into an altercation with the police and etc, etc, etc., it never occured to you to think to yourself "I likely have insurance, and I’m clearly doing further damage to the car trying to limp it places, perhaps I ought to have it towed? Luckily for us, you elected not to- making sure the extent of the damage was as critical as you could muster.
5th and FINAL POINT; Jaguar has been making cars for over 100 years, through wars, downtowns, and successful times, because unlike yourself- some of us enjoy taking care of our vehicles, understanding service intervals, and what can be done to prevent these types of issues. Pertaining to your 'Doesn’t Someone Know How to Make a Car Yet? and your history with burning up a Miata- truly a graduated go-kart; here’s your answer to 'What Do I Do"? - Buy a Tesla It’ll cost you twice as much, have twice the issues, and keep your car for months at a time.
My disdain for your blathering about expense aside- Jaguar builds the car, and as the owner, it’s your job to maintain it and keep it in the running condition as similar to when it was first made as possible. This doesn’t mean God hates you because, horror of all horrors, you need to perform regular maintenance. It does demonstrate- at least to me- that you had hoped Luxury=Drive it and Forget it, which is not what sports cars and motoring are really all about.
So once again- the advice is this; buy a Tesla. Sure you’ll pay way too much and the maintenance will drive you crazy, which you seem to be used to by now, but it won’t give you any transmission issues. You’ll still be being taken advantage of because you can’t be bothered to research the vehicles you buy- but you probably won’t have any transmission issues?!
Weight your options, own your choices, and if you can’t do that, probably best to JUSTRUN on your commute- as Cars clearly aren’t really your thing.