Horses Not to Bet On

The Show
21

90w

22

Toyota Accelerator
Lexus Accelerator

Oh, they’re fast, but they die when they careen out of control after the finish line. But only sometimes

23

Just Shoot Him
Wrong Way
New Debt

24
  1. slow pants
  2. I’m 92 and I’m slow
  3. My joints are glued stuck
  4. Just go ahead and use me as a doormat. I’ll be dead tomorrow
  5. Sir 1 leg
25

nice.

26

I move at 1/10,000,000,000 miles per hour

27

I am always in last place

28

Super Fatzo
(so fat he cant get out of the starting gate)

29

future glue

super clumsy

whoops! tripped on some dirt!

30

they shoud always do it.