I was a Chief Master Sergeant (E-9 – the highest Enlisted Ranks) and even a Colonel’s son knew better than give me any crap. You could say this “little dance” of mine ensured that the boys knew I was involved in my kid’s life and if they valued their life, they respected my girls…
Actually, I cannot claim to originate this… When I was 16 (1966), I was picking up my date at her home for the first time and her father answered the door and said she was not quite ready yet and he joked, “You know how girls are…” He glanced out at my '54 Dodge and he remarked, “Wow, that’s a nice one, do you mind if I take a look at her?” Well, he certainly turned my head and I wanted to show the car off. He asked if he could start her, and he turned on the radio, and he wanted to see the engine, and even asked to see how big the trunk was and I showed him.
Now, I’m starting to wonder if he’s ever seen a car before and about then my date shows up and her Dad sends us off. I asked my date about her Dad’s interest in my car and she told me that he wanted to check me out. How I cared for my car was a sure sign of self-respect, the cleanliness of the car, he started the car to hear that the engine was running properly and he could also check the gas gauge and he looked in the the glove box and trunk looking for stuff he did not want his daughter around like a bottle of liquor in the glove box, a case of beer in the trunk, etc… And my date told me I obviously passed…
But the world had changed a lot between my days of dating (where I always went to the door to get my date) and my daughters days of dating when their dates thought that blowing the horn was easier than ringing the door bell, so my dance was more direct…
For those who have never served, here is a bit of a joke to establish a Chief’s standing around any Air Force Base…
You had better run a least a 100 yards away if hear…
An Airman say, “I learned this in Basic Training…”
A lieutenant say “Based on my experience…”
Or a Chief Master Sergeant say, “This is going to be awesome. Watch this!”