A long time ago the guy’s read this funny cover letter that was attached to a resume and for the life of me I can’t seem to find it anywhere. Hopefully you’ll remember some of the lines (Which I know are not right) and then point me in the right direction.
I can do the minute waltz in 30 seconds
I am an international spy and bake donuts in my spare time
I wish I could remember more but hopefully this will jog your memory enough to help me with a Google search. Any assistance would be awesome!