I was taking the train from Southern Illinois back to Indiana. The older man that was seated next to me was reading a paperback book. After he finished a page, he would tear off the bottom half, wad it up, and throw it on the floor. Curiosity got the best of me and I finally asked him why he did that. “it keeps elephants from charging into the side of the train”, he said. I then said, “There aren’t any elephants around here”. “Works pretty good, doesn’t it”, he replied.
I feel the same way about testimonials about Slick 50, STP and other miracle snake oils.
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